Chris Matthews recently questioned whether it is "illegal to call al Qaeda" during a recent segment on his show discussing last week's Fort Hood massacre. What planet is this guy living on?

I can't believe I didn't create this one sooner...

We've most likely all heard of the "Obama Fingers" product being sold in Germany... if not, here's some information on it: Tasteful Germans' Tasty Obama Snack: Frozen Chicken Fingers. In any case, Michelle Malkin has reported on her blog that this product is screaming for a Photoshop treatment, and boy is she right. I'm a bit late on this, but here's my entry:

Michelle Malkin is asking for Photoshops of David Brooks saying he's sorry after he said this: "Those of us who consider ourselves moderates are forced to confront the reality that Barack Obama is not who we thought he was."

Here's mine...

Many of us create photoshops for fun and parody, but some create photoshops for pure propaganda purposes. Photographer Jill Greenberg recently published some photoshopped photos of John McCain she took for the cover of the Atlantic Monthly, and it is no question that her images go beyond mere parody into the realm of hateful propaganda. She created photos of John McCain looking evil, one even showing him with fangs, and blood dripping from his lips, and a pointed tongue emerging, poised to lick the blood away. Truly a hateful image, and one that could be nothing but pure propaganda.

So, I thought, what's good for the gander is good for the goose! Since she's so fond of manipulating images for propaganda purposes, why not turn the tables on her and Photoshop images of her? Let's flood the Internet with Photoshops of photographer Jill Greenberg, and see how she likes the treatment she has dealt to others.

Here's mine. Send me yours and I'll link to them.

Ironically enough, it takes some digging to find an image of this photographer to work with. If you search for her, you get her photographs, not images of her. After much searching, I found a couple on these pages:
Page with Jill Greenberg Photo
Another page with Jill Greenberg Photo
If anyone finds any more, let me know.

If you're looking for photos of Sarah Palin in a swimsuit from the 1984 Miss Alaska competition, you've come to the right place. Can you believe she would wear something like this? Wow. And I thought today's swimsuits were revealing....

Of course, the swimsuit isn't really in the picture, if that's what she's even wearing. But if she was wearing a swimsuit in this picture, just imagine what it might look like!

Actually, you haven't come to the right place, as I have no Sarah Palin swimsuit photos. But as Michelle Malkin's site, and Ace Of Spades are reporting, the liberal bloggers are frantically searching for such photos of her in a swimsuit, as if they think something like this is going -- horrors! -- cause a scandal. The delusion...

Anyway, I thought I'd jump in on this subject, and help them waste their time looking for photos on my site. Good luck liberals... hope you find what you're looking for, and it turns out not to make any difference!

Nancy Pelosi's book is tanking, and Michelle Malkin has posted a Photoshop sent by a reader with a funny parody of the book cover. Here's my take:

Michelle Malkin has asked for designs for an Obama World Tour t-shirt, and has been publishing some of the better entries. I'm a bit late on this, but I can't believe I didn't think of it sooner...

In honor of The New York Times apparent bias towards H., including this most recent example, we decided to update their front page in a way that accurately reflects their position....

Michelle Malkin has the scoop on Tax-payer funded immigration study cards which encourage inviting more immigrants to come looking for federal jobs, among other things. Read her take here. She asked that someone make a card that states Entry into this country is a privilege, not a right. I'm only too happy to oblige.

The conservative blog world is abuzz about the Absolut "Reconquista" ad. While Absolut claims they meant to offend no one, the insincerity of this ad is surely evident. It was run only in Mexico, but isn't that a bit like Reverend Wright damning the USA only in his church?

Of course, Absolut is made in Sweden, but I don't think the Swedish understand the United States market. I'm sure we buy more Absolut here in a month than is sold in Mexico in a year. Of course, I could be wrong. In any case, I was an Absolut drinker (when I drink vodka), but now I'm switching my brand. There are plenty of fine distilled spirits out there that don't offend me.

Many web sites are featuring their own versions of the ad. Michelle Malkin has some, as well as some excellent response to to the ad, and another Photoshop is here.

Here's my contribution:

There has been much speculation about the missing pages in the recently released Schedule of Hillary Clinton when she was First Lady. One of our sources was able to obtain one of the missing pages. We are pleased to be able to present it here...

Hats off to Vanderleun at American Digest. This is classic.

Snapped Shot is having a little fun with the images of the infamous "Islamic Rage Boy." This is a fellow who seems to appear at protests all over the place, leading Michelle Malkin to label him "the professional jihad poster child." Here's my contribution:

Or maybe not...

Here's another contribution from me. I can't believe I didn't think of this one earlier...

Bryan Preston at Hot Air is posting a collection of "Absolute Moral Authority Cards," featuring numerous ideologues getting a pass for bad behavior because of their absolute moral authority. View them here.

Here's my contribution:

Cindy Sheehan has been in the news lately, so to honor her contributions to the national dialogue, I would like to present the following video parody.