If you're looking for photos of Sarah Palin in a swimsuit from the 1984 Miss Alaska competition, you've come to the right place. Can you believe she would wear something like this? Wow. And I thought today's swimsuits were revealing....

Of course, the swimsuit isn't really in the picture, if that's what she's even wearing. But if she was wearing a swimsuit in this picture, just imagine what it might look like!

Actually, you haven't come to the right place, as I have no Sarah Palin swimsuit photos. But as Michelle Malkin's site, and Ace Of Spades are reporting, the liberal bloggers are frantically searching for such photos of her in a swimsuit, as if they think something like this is going -- horrors! -- cause a scandal. The delusion...

Anyway, I thought I'd jump in on this subject, and help them waste their time looking for photos on my site. Good luck liberals... hope you find what you're looking for, and it turns out not to make any difference!